My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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