Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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