I could have mohawked her pubes.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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