Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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