he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
tell me about the fingering
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