i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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