I'm really into asian looking animals
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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