So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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