This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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