I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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