i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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