how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
