i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I AM VODKA MAN
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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