He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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