this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
if only i could text you this smell
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My bed smells like the plague
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
