HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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