cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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