You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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