U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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