I'm gonna have a badass scar
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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