white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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