There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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