Kiss
Puke
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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