i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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