We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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