he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
is wine microwaveable?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
