Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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