He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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