...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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