Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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