Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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