Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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