hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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