So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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