I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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