Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
3 2 1 whiskey
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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