And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I smell stomach acid.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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