I never want to see another naked old woman again.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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