that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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