I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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