I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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