So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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