From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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