no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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