if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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