You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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