I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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