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3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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