your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Randomize
