Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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