it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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