my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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