If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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