Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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